were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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