The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
