I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
