We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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