if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Drake has all the answers
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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