dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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