Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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