what if I'm pregnant?
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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