Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
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