But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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