so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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