My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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