i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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