Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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