stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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