Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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