arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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