Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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