i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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