Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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