This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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