they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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