So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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