So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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