If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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