i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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