It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So vagazzling was a success
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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