we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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