my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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