and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Randomize