ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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