So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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