Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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