My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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