just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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