I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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