Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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