Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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