He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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