Only a mothe r could love this liver
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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