he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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