do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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