PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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