I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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