the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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