I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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