we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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