He had one of those small greek statue penises
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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