did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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