What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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