when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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