I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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