Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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